The Official Munchkin Party Pack Bookmark of Birthday Bashing!
You may use this bookmark in any game of Munchkin or its sequels. It may be used during any combat. You may use only one bookmark (of any kind) per game unless you change sex. If you change sex, you may use a second bookmark. You may not use more than two in a game, no matter what.
(1) Show everyone the bookmark so they can satisfy themselves that it is what you say it is.
(2) You now have the Birthday Cake of Bashing, a +5 one-shot Item worth no Gold Pieces. You may use it for either side in the combat.
(3) Exception: If today is your birthday (Happy birthday!), the Birthday Cake of Bashing is a permanent +5 Item that doesn't take up any slots and can't be stolen or lost to Bad Stuff or Curses. Take that, all you non-birthday-having people!