The Official Munchkin Bookmark of Wonderland Withdrawal
Illustrated by Mike Luckas
You may use this bookmark in any game of Munchkin or its sequels. It may be used at any time when you must Run Away from a monster or monsters. You may use only one bookmark (of any kind) per game unless you change sex. If you change sex, you may use a second bookmark. You may not use more than two in a game, no matter what.
- Show everyone the bookmark so they can satisfy themselves that it is what you say it is, because they may not be able to read it when you are done.
- Play this bookmark before rolling to Run Away from a monster or monsters.
- Say "Oh my stars, I'm late! I'm late, I'm late for a very important SEE YA SUCKERS!"
- You automatically escape from all monsters without needing to roll. This escape cannot be undone by cards that force you to re-roll an escape, no matter what those cards say!
- If one of the monsters' Bad Stuff included Death, rip up this bookmark. Otherwise, hand it to the player who, in your judgment, looks most like a rabbit.