The Official Munchkin Bookmark of Maternal Meddling

Illustrated by Derek Fridolfs

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Official Rules

You may use this bookmark in any game of Munchkin or its sequels. It may be used during combat on your turn. You may use only one bookmark (of any kind) per game unless you change sex. If you change sex, you may use a second bookmark. You may not use more than two in a game, no matter what.

Show everyone the bookmark so they can satisfy themselves that it is what you say it is, because they may not be able to read it when you are done.
Play this bookmark when you are losing a fight and have not yet rolled to Run Away.
Say, "Don't eat the munchkins! You'll spoil your dinner!" Discard the monster and all other cards played into the fight.
If at least one of the monsters was a Troll or a Baby, you may go up a level (but you may not gain the winning level this way). If you do, rip up this bookmark in triumph. You are not required to claim this level if you would rather save the bookmark to use in another game later.