The Official Lar deSouza Munchkin Tavern 2016 Bookmark of Saving Your Bacon!

Illustrated by Lar deSouza

Official Rules

You may use this bookmark in any game of Munchkin or its sequels. It may be used during any combat. You may use only one bookmark (of any kind) per game unless you change sex. If you change sex, you may use a second bookmark. You may not use more than two in a game, no matter what.

Show everyone the bookmark so they can satisfy themselves that it is what you say it is.
If Lar has not signed this bookmark, then it is worth a flat +5 to either side. Ignore all remaining rules.
If Lar has signed this bookmark, or is at your table and is willing to sign it right now, you may declare "Thank goodness this bookmark is SAVING MY BACON" in response to any Curse or Bad Stuff, nullifying its effect.
SPECIAL LAR RULE: If Lar is in your game, you may leave this bookmark in play, continuing to protect you from Curses and Bad Stuff, until you go up a level.
After using this bookmark, leave it on the table; the next player to Loot The Room may take the bookmark instead of a card. If that player is eligible to use a bookmark, they may use this one.