The Official Andrew Hackard Munchkin Bookmark of the Red Pen of Dooooom!

Illustrated by John Kovalic

This bookmark was released to promote Munchkin.

Official Rules

You may use this bookmark in any game of Munchkin or its sequels. It may be used at any time on your turn while you are in combat. You may use only one bookmark (of any kind) per game unless you change sex. If you change sex, you may use a second bookmark. You may not use more than two in a game, no matter what.

Show everyone the bookmark so they can satisfy themselves that it is what you say it is.
Stand up, brandish the bookmark, and loudly proclaim, "These numbers are INCORRECT!"
Take the top monster out of the Door discards. You may use its Level in place of either your own Level or the Level of a monster in the combat. All other numbers are unaffected.