The Official Devin Lewis Munchkin Tavern 2016 Bookmark of Super Tasting!

Illustrated by John Kovalic

Official Rules

You may use this bookmark in any game of Munchkin or its sequels. It may be used during any combat. You may use only one bookmark (of any kind) per game unless you change sex. If you change sex, you may use a second bookmark. You may not use more than two in a game, no matter what.

Show everyone the bookmark so they can satisfy themselves that it is what you say it is, because they definitely will not want to look at it later.
Lick this side of the bookmark and stick it to your forehead. You may take a swig of a handy beverage before licking, but no other adhesive or hydrating aid may be used on the bookmark or your face.
As long as the bookmark remains stuck to your forehead, you have +5 in combat and +1 to Run Away.
When the bookmark separates from you, you will suffer -5 and -1 to Run Away on your next combat. Exception: If the bookmark falls due to enemy action, not only do you suffer no penalties, you may draw a face-down Treasure as well!
Recycle this when the game is over. No one wants your slobbery bookmark. Gross.