The Official Munchkin Shakespeare Bookmark of Tragical Miscalculation!

Illustrated by John Kovalic

This bookmark was included in Munchkin Shakespeare: Limited Engagement.

Official Rules

You may use this bookmark in any game of Munchkin Shakespeare or any other variety of Munchkin. It may be used at any time. You may use only one bookmark (of any kind) per game unless you change sex. If you change sex, you may use a second bookmark. You may not use more than two in a game, no matter what.

Show everyone the bookmark so they can satisfy themselves that it is what you say it is.
Play this bookmark when you some player is in combat (and you are not the helper).
Stand up, strike a suitably dramatic pose, and read:
O woe! this valiant munchkin's end is near,
Done in by fuzzy math and faithless friends,
A treachery that was too late foreseen,
Flee! Run Away! for now your doom impends.
The munchkins automatically lose the combat and must try to Run Away. Each time a munchkin fails one of these Run Away rolls, you must give them a card – unless the failure results in Death. Mockery is impolite and highly encouraged.